bestnatesmithever:

hazel-the-space-ace:

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

I want them to make a movie about this. Of course…it will star Tom Cruise.

Oh gawd. no. Please let it be someone awesome like George Takei