I discover traces of myself I did not know existed.
OMG what now. Please tell me you haven’t had another “delivery”
No. That part of my life is finished, I think. I speak of the last snack.
You know what makes me laugh? The fact that you have fans rabid enough to look the shit you say up on their little wikipedia apps and shit. Like on their train home, going “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god….it’s all true!” and flapping their arms and stuff, and everyone around them is like “This chick is nuts”