kristinameister

jhon-doe-smokes: I hate food shamers. Yes I feel like fucking eating pizza, kiss my oil guzzling ass, you obnoxious fuck.

Yeesh Do guys who post this shit ever actually get dates again?

vampireapologist: kristina-meister: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: I’m watching christmas hallmark movies in july this is straight culture maybe this is actually white culture Never heard of Christmas in July? It’s when people get sad about still having half a year between them and the drunken, gorging debauchery of “The Holidays” Mostly we sit around and watch movies […]

vampireapologist: vampireapologist: I’m watching christmas hallmark movies in july this is straight culture maybe this is actually white culture Never heard of Christmas in July? It’s when people get sad about still having half a year between them and the drunken, gorging debauchery of “The Holidays” Mostly we sit around and watch movies that give […]

kuklarusskaya: yayamartin: thisclockworkheart: sjwcansuckmydick: thisclockworkheart: Because why not? 😉  Source I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, […]

excalibelle: fox-bright: richesxx: open-plan-infinity: seeyouwithlaughterlines: tikkunolamorgtfo: nativepeopleproblems: klezmo: open-plan-infinity: antisleep: nabulus: sapphiredoves: king-emare: Oh shit. I never realized this. This is a depressing reality every 4th of July. So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it. me if i […]

My daughter: I spy with my little eye, something that is pink. Dog: jumps up. Me: the dog knows! My daughter: no mommy, Mimi’s nose is brown.

You guys, I am buggin’

simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: You guys, I am buggin’ So my book is about to come out tomorrow! We’re going to be running a blog tour which is cool, but all of a sudden I’m getting… Youtube book reviews? Like…this is so weird and I am just nervous AF. View On WordPress Charming! No […]

you seem kind of rad

simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: kristina-meister: simonalkenmayer: As the Bard once said, “Nothing either good or rad, but thinking makes it so.” Or something. You are such a fucking dork. Eat me. Is that a good idea considering your diet? You want me to get the brain disease don’t you? You sure you […]

simonalkenmayer: tresa-cho: aregrettablehullabaloo: girliegirltm: loricameback: kit-kat-coffeeworld: flockof: pearlmarley: Andy Serkis reading Trump tweets as Gollum is pure genius. I cannot breeeeeeeeeeeeeathe! 😊 LMFAO!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! What a time to be alive!! I love that he got into full gollum mode and crouched in the chair. “What is covfefe, precious?”  LOOK AT STEPHEN’S FACE This is […]