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my wonka death would be asking mr wonka why he doesn’t solve world hunger, and he plays a little song on his flute and then the oompa loompas come and beat me into twinkie batter for my hubris

But like…wasn’t that the point of the gum that he was making that Violet ate? Like…it was supposed to end world hunger because it was a three course meal for pocket change. He says that in the movie, anyway.

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