simonalkenmayer:

dont-throw-stonesfromaglasshouse:

simonalkenmayer:

dont-throw-stonesfromaglasshouse:

simonalkenmayer:

frist–xvi:

everythingfox:

everythingfox:

A mozzarella stick!

yum

Indeed. 

I like my mozzarella with noses. Noses add crunch

Please just stick with people and leave the foxes be.

I suppose I shouldn’t tell you I’ve eaten dozens of foxes, eh?

b l o c k e d

I can see you’ve never lived on the prairie during a drought. Good on you. Don’t recommend, but if you ever must, foxes are edible.

Simon for: Screw you too, elitist.

Shit, people. the monster lived when you ate what you caught. Not when you went to fucking piggly wiggly and bought a cooked fox at the fucking deli. Jesus.