I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson
OKAY, so you can get a 70 year old dream girl and a cabin and a week of weed and sexual decadence but I can’t get a call back…………
lmao