Please don’t compliment my highlighter. It’s craft glitter that I stuck to my cheeks with chapstick and I don’t want to talk about it.
yes you do don’t lie
I can tell YOU guys, but when the cashier at the grocery store asks me where I got my highlighter, I don’t want to say, “Michaels,” you know?
OMG I would be like “LIFE HACK BITCHES”