a-rangerxsilver-nocturnedragon:

kristinalmeister:

vampireapologist:

kristinalmeister:

vampireapologist:

focus

You’re like way too pretty to be real. Shut up.

I made a deal with a lesser deity in a rest stop bathroom

And what exactly did that involve? I’m not sure I want to know. But seriously…I can’t decide if I want to pet you, worship you, or just like…drool?

All of the above….?

APPARENTLY. Drooling is undignified?

So maybe like just two of them?

Does @vampireapologist like being petted? Worshiped?