You’re like way too pretty to be real. Shut up.
I made a deal with a lesser deity in a rest stop bathroom
And what exactly did that involve? I’m not sure I want to know. But seriously…I can’t decide if I want to pet you, worship you, or just like…drool?
All of the above….?
APPARENTLY. Drooling is undignified?
So maybe like just two of them?
Does @vampireapologist like being petted? Worshiped?