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Him: I got to the airport and someone had instructed TSA to inspect every bag of nuts.

Me: the fuck?

Him: Yeah! So like, I said to the TSA GUY,“Do you really need to see my nutsack?” And he goes, “Yeah”

Me: no reaction?

Him: No reaction! No sense of humor. Then I said “Seriously? Are you going to wear gloves when you inspect my nutsack?”

Me: And?

Him: Nothing! Fucking nothing! He goes “Yeah, I have to wipe it with my test kit and check it with the machine.” And I’m like……..what?

Me: Oh my god.


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