thantos1991:

kristinalmeister:

reminds me of when I worked in the sushi restaurant and they made me serve in a sailor moon outfit.

Did it fit?

The outfit? Yeah.

I had to wear shorts under it because one time a guy tried to reach up my skirt while I was taking an order at the table next to his. I reached back and put his hand into a judo hold while still taking the order. Repeated the order to the table, then turned and asked him if he’d like his hand back.

He did want it back, as it turned out. I told him that if he wanted it back still attached to his body, he’ll stop trying to sexually assault me and my staff. And then I informed him I’m the daughter of a police officer, and that sexual assault in the state of California carries mandatory prison time.

He left pretty quickly, and left me a tip. Sweetest five bucks ever.