Hubs:I’m sorry to disturb your candy stuffing.
Me: Says the man twice as heavy as me even though I had a child. My “candy” is mostly nuts.
Hubs: Well, my nuts are mostly candy so…
Me: Explains the gay.
Hubs: That made no sense.
My 2yo: It makes sense, Daddy.
The mouths of babes, you queer dork. Eat my nuts.