Apparently I’m like an official Simon-approved tour/drinking/meet-and-greet diplomat on behalf of this vampire-undead-swooping-motherfucker. I guess he thinks that because he pays me to edit and made me sign all sorts of NDA contracts, I’m supposed to go meet his “gentle readers” and *not* talk shit about him. I guess if I have fun and leave them sober, I will suffer the karmic wrath of the universe.
@simonalkenmayer you are a bag of dicks, but thank you for the flowers. Next time, make it a bottle of Cava.
It really was quite the evening though, Simon gets no complaining rights since original guise was that I enjoy myself and have a good time. Which I did. You are a lovely hostess and your guide @kristinalmeister 🖤
Thank you! I will try to make a second attempt on Friday though, so gird your loins, or whatever.