Oxi Clean Commercial: a bunch of housewives clutching bloodstained items.
A man’s shirt, a teddy bear, lace curtains.
Wow! The stains are gone!
Immediately cut to Lady Macbeth wandering the halls. Not all the perfumes in Araby.
This is the content that brings me here
I don’t have TV at home, so I never see commercials. When I house sit,
I keep the TV on constantly for background noise. This means I see/head hundreds of commercials with no prior exposure and all I can do is stare in bafflement.
I need the slapchop commercial with Hamlet as the announcer.
“You’re gonna call me crazy when I tell you these prices! I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw! You’re gonna love my nuts!”