youcantseebutimmakingaface:

They have a landline and there literally is not a fifteen minute pause between phone calls. Oh my god, how do they stand this?

On the other hand, like, what an excellent reverse of the horror movie trope of creepy phone calls, because I’m going to answer the phone, track them down, and AT LEAST terrify whoever it is.

Millennials are KILLING the phone call industry! LITERALLY.

Unplug it.