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So I am out at a queer bar

Me: *at bar picking a drink* Pick something and help a woman out.
Him: You know…I used to be a woman.
Me: Yeah? You like it?
Him: To be fair…I was just a bloke with a small welly.
Me: How do you know I’m not a bloke with a small welly?
*bar laughs*
Him: Well alright then. Fuck.
Me: Kiss me with that mouth sweetness. But first gimme the beer.

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