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I love my husband



But god damn do I feel like picking up a hot girl – thick, thin, tall, short, blonde, brunette or ginger – in a club and getting crazy for a night.

You know what I mean? Sex doesn’t need to be a thing. I just wanna dance and make out and bully the friend-zoners who hit on her. Tell her how nice she smells and how amazing her presence is. Maybe write my name on her cleavage or some shit.

Whatever aesthetic that is…I’m down.

Where do all these girls hang in this area? Seriously.

And just so you get what I’m saying, this offer stands for ALL women. trans, pan, ace, bi, aro, lesbian. Don’t discriminate against faith or color, body type, or interests. I just wanna take a lady out and have a blast and I like everything.

I’m talking hand holding, good cocktails, close dancing, giggling when dudes try to get between us, dinner, and that moment when you trot down a street for no reason in high heels because you’re just fucking stoked on life and wanna bounce.

I love it when girls are that happy.

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