simonalkenmayer:

an-educational-sword:

simonalkenmayer:

myusernameisstolen:

simonalkenmayer:

ignitingthesky:

simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

slamdunkthefunk:

This is surreal

This is how I feel whenever I am walking relatives through London

Somebody please eat one.

Leave them alone.

The music is nice.

Geese are evil.

They’re violent pastry thieves, I’ll grant you that, but evil? I wouldn’t say that. I feel they’re a lot like crows, but bigger and bolder.

Every single human I now account a close personal friend has been attacked by geese

Geese are the spawn of Lucifer himself, unholy terrors unleashed on the world. Eat them all! 

Not as bad as swans but yes.

I will kill every single geese that comes near me. I was attacked by one in a park once and he nearly ripped my finger off. What kind of bird has fucking teeth?