simonalkenmayer:

husssel:

*crying*

I think I recall having watched this transpire in the original program. I remember because this was the day I first turned on something they called “reality television” and realized that reality was far more terrifying than I’d realized….having lived so much of it, I wondered how I could have missed this idiot.

Children…teenagers…young adults…please learn how to cook. Age, sex, culture it doesn’t matter. If you need someone to advise I am happy to help, just don’t do this. It’s really very easy to follow a recipe. It’s very easy to learn common sense.

Sir you down. Let’s have a chat.