Hey, so, I find you kind of intimidating, but I think you’re super awesome and stuff. Also, happy birthday! Many happy returns and all that!

Intimidating? Me?

Is it the swat team armor? It’s the armor isn’t it? Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have worn that!

I’m kidding…I swear I’m nice.

I like people. Unless they’re giant dick bags. Then I don’t like them and they will feel my wrath.

Thanks for the birthday wish. It’s nice if you.

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