scaremestraight:

sixpenceee:

A lad that drank so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his Girlfriend was on his shoulders via reddit user stchy_5

I think I just witnessed the beginning of a murder scene holy shit

Girlfriend: “Remember when I took all those Brazilian Ju Jitzu classes and you said my thighs were so strong and fit they could slay a man? Yeah.”

Him: *doesn’t even feel his neck snap as he strangles to death*