heterophobicaaron:

lesbians who shoot lasers out their eyes at fruit for money are valid. lesbians who can only be contacted via blood offerings on the third Sunday of march are valid. lesbians who you can only see out of the corner of your eyes at night like the wisp of a shadow are valid. lesbians with sapphire red eyes who live in caves and steal human babies from villages are valid. support all cryptid lesbians, not just the ‘mainstream’ ones.

I’m down.