simonalkenmayer:

vampireapologist:

simonalkenmayer:

vampireapologist:

simonalkenmayer:

Nothing says “Enjoy your new teeth” like a dimly lit back stair and a single rose.

ahahaHAH this is so surreal my dude??? ? ?

I cannot believe this.

I swear to you on all that is sacred, my orthodontist gives out roses. Well, and a gift bag full of all manner of oral hygiene product. I leave feeling as if I should have a purse, looking as if I just came from a cosmetics counter or something.

What are we considering sacred, just for context?

As it please you. I swear on all of it.

Is he handsome?