??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here
would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still
I have done similar many times. Most would call the authorities for animal cruelty, but we monsters are expert at coming and going quietly, picking locks, slithering through tiny openings, and subduing animals.
There is more than one standard way to shave a cat.
LOL I see what you did there.