You wanted cookies. I give you the classic chocolate chip.
What brand of chocolate?
Why the fuck are you baking cookies? The next Snack is due in an hour and you haven’t even given it to me yet! Stop procrastinating or I’m telling Laurie.
I cannot focus. I would rather bake cookies than remember anything else today. Especially when those memories include watching an entire city bake.
*obstinately eats cookie*