simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

simonalkenmayer:

This is your fault.

You’re a giant dickbag.

sometimes I hate that I like you anyway.

This is precisely how I feel about “yo momma”.

Baziiimga….

Since when are you funny? And you’re taking out “concupiscence”. No one know what that word means. Stop putting it back in.

Your mother has at least a rudimentary idea…since you exist, after all.

I don’t even have words right now…