simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

simonalkenmayer:

Thank you @kristinalmeister for again finding a hilarious way to mock my archaic English. You never cease to disappoint. Editors. SMH

Get. Your. Revisions. Done.

You are beguiling and fetching as ever, Madame.

And here you say you aren’t so good with sarcasm. Get to work, or else.

Do I even need to ask the question?

Do I need to tell the world Chef’s pet name for you? *Gives you her best mommy face and taps toe*